Ratman

I had a very strange dream last night in which I was bitten on the face by a giant rat.
It was glowing green, and had giant red eyes.
He almost looked like Christmas.
I felt my skin bubbling, and thought it might be bubonic plague, but when I looked at myself in the mirror, I was turning into a rat.
My face became covered in fur, my nose had elongated, and I grew whiskers.
I went from street corner to street corner, biting people and turning them into rats as well, in some sort of vampire chain of events.

I think I probably had this dream because of the dead rat that's under the bed in this room.
It's half-decayed and has a paper ribbon around its neck that says "Mr. Squishy".

Awkward situation.

-Mr. J